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	  A C, an E-flat, and a G walk into a bar.  The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors."
	  		exhausted("sleep");
	  /// The ForTo class avoids confusing syntax of "for (int i=1;i<=4;i++) {...}". This can be replaced with "foreach (int i in new ForTo(1,4)) {...}".
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